Funny but true :P

     

• Do not take life too seriously.You will never get out of it alive.--Elbert Hubbard
• As a child my family's menu consisted of only two choices:take it or leave it.--Buddy Hackett
• Recession is when a neighbour loses his job.Depression is when you lose yours.--Ronald Reagan
• The only time when a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby--Natalie Wood 

• I am not here to change the world.I am changing the world because I am here.--Lisa Wilson
• To be one,to be united is a great thing.But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater --Bono
• Do what you feel in your heart to be right,for you'll be criticized anyway.--Eleanor Roosevelt
• Life is pretty simple:You do some stuff.Most fails.Some works.You do more of what works.If it works others quickly copy it.Then you do something else.The trick is doing something else.--Leonardo DaVinci

            

       

Success :)

Quotes of the day..

 

 

Love your parents...

        

Funny Quotes

• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did — in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.--Anonymous
• First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.--Steve Martin
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.--Lana Turner
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.--Miles Kington
• If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.--Wilson Mizner
• A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.--Bob Hope

Swami Vivekananda and Steve Jobs

Enjoy!!

• The world is not an evil place because of those who do evil, but rather because of those who sit back and let it happen.--Albert Einstein 

• Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.--Benjamin Franklin
• The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.--Franklin.D.Roosevelt
• One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.--Friedrich Nietzsche
• It's not that some people have willpower and some don't. It's that some people are ready to change and others are not.--James Gordon

• Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.--Chinese Proverb
• We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.--Arthur Schopenhaeur
• Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.--Groucho Marx

Anger!!

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.--Benjamin Franklin

Education :P

Education is not the learning of facts,but the training of the mind to think--Albert Einstein

• The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled-- Plutarch
• The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.-- Tom Bodett

Your Altitude depends on your Attitude!

 

Quotes of the day

• The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.-- Bertrand Russell 
• I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.-- Galileo Galilei
• I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.-- Thomas Jefferson
• Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.-- Thomas Henry Huxley 
• Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.-- Henry Ford 
• Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.-- Friedrich Nietzsche
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.-- Oscar Wilde
• God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.-- Voltaire

Hello friends :)

• Your opponent, in the end, is never really the player on the other side of the net, or the swimmer in the next lane, or the team on the other side of the field, or even the bar you must high jump. Your opponent is yourself, your negative internal voices, your level of determination.--Grace Lichtenstein
• Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation ... even so does inaction sap the vigour of the mind.--Leonardo DaVinci
• Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. -- Marcus Aurelius