Funny but true :P

     

• Do not take life too seriously.You will never get out of it alive.--Elbert Hubbard
• As a child my family's menu consisted of only two choices:take it or leave it.--Buddy Hackett
• Recession is when a neighbour loses his job.Depression is when you lose yours.--Ronald Reagan
• The only time when a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby--Natalie Wood